"Today I shall behave, as if this is the day I will be remembered"
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
gymnastics relationships : Nastia Liukin and Shawn Johnson
(Source: frenemys)
(Source: cl0-n)
(Source: R2--D2)
(Source: fattofit135)
(Source: outofcontextarthur)
drinking doesnt make you cool
not drinking doesnt make you cool either
you know what makes you cool
having sex with me lets focus on that
Me: WHEN I WAS
Dad: what
Me: A YOUNG BOY
Dad: oh God
Me: MY FATHER
Dad: not again
Me: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
Dad: no I didn't
Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Dad: you're not even a boy
It’s that time of month again… you know what that means…
BEST DESCRIPTION OF A PERIOD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
omg DATS ME WHEN I’M BLEEDING LOVE
I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.
realist shit I have ever read.
reblogging again because everyone needs to see this post
(Source: when-i-was-a-young-wart-hog)
boy is your name homework cause im not doing you
and i should be
(Source: alrights)
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
